Why Why Why?

Just for fun . . .
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already
know there is not enough money?

Why does someone

Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to
check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a
beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks
when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear
helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the
word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from
apes,
Why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that
mattresses
Are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine
it, then put it down to give the vacuum
one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the
end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those
enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we
say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say,
'That really hurt, why don't you watch where
you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock
something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear
father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of
your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.